#I feel like Clint regrets ever making friends with Nat #he’s like the fuck is she doing? #I’m gonna get hurt and she’s gonna be fine and I’ll get the blame and she’ll get out of it again #’oh no mr fury it was clint’s idea’ yeah. yeah. just because she can kill a man with her thighs she gets away with murder #literally and here’s me #shootin’ guys from forever away and I get all the shit #if I had thighs like that I could kill guys too (via kirkandbones)
Via you're like a little pac-man in cargo pants.
this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
Via I AM MADE OF RAINBOWS AND GERMAN CHOCOLATE
"That’s why I look into cases like this, the one’s nobody believes are possible. Maybe if I can just make sense of one… I might be able to find out who really killed my mother, and free my dad."
This is what happens when I don’t sleep enough and torakodragon and I chat on Skype. Somebody help me please.
I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OMFG YIJI
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“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
THIS WAS NOT OKAY
HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE
I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
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Loki on Comedy Central (x)
Via quiet. calm. peaceful. isn't it hateful?
Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??
Having none of that shit today.
“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING
Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.
They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog.
"I am Spider-Man"
YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT
LOOK AT MY BOY ALL GROWN UP
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